I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen.
[Pause.]
A grey* hair has been spotted on the head of the partriarch of the House of Mills (Kansas City branch). Authorities have not yet confirmed whether this discovery will effect** the ginourmous ego of Mr. Mills, but experts believe it certainly isn't a fortifying attribute.
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