
Parking at the corner of Lyon and E 28th Street at 8:30AM... $0
2 adult entrance tickets.... $20
2 bacon and egg breakfast sandwiches, potato rounds, and a large pop.... $16.
2 tickets for the Super Slide ... $5
Percentage of fairgoers, whose BMI would be classified as morbidly obese: 53.9%
ABC's of Iowa book signed by the author (who guilted us into a purchase)... $13
Infinite amounts of other fried food and foods on a stick (sometimes at the same time).... enough to empty the contents of my wallet.
Jack's first time at the fair: PRICELESS